my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me
(via thebootydiaries)
you’re invited to kick my ass!
date: any day (preferably soon)
time: anytime (again, as soon as possible)
place: anywhere
rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging
(Source: greelin, via thebootydiaries)
